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Wicker Man #2

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I am Lord Summer Isle. You say we are barbaric heathen. You say our sexual rituals are perverse. You say we committed murder. I say you are fools. I say we know the true way of the greatest God. I say your sexual practices are deviant. We love the flesh, even as we burn it.

Ah, the sweet smell of burning flesh. The wicker man, a tale unfolding in mystery, and ending in an all consuming revelation of terror. Oh my God! Christ! At the Meadowbrook Semina 6.

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