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Thing With 2 Heads (PSA)

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The transcript of “Thing With 2 Heads (PSA)”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Oh, cause I'm innocent. And all I need is a little time to prove it. So they took me to this doctor's house. And when I wake up on the table, attached to my body is a head of a white dude.

And he's looking at me eyeball to eyeball. So I checked him out. And by looking at his face, I can tell here is a bigot. Man, this is one of the funniest pictures that you ever wanna see.

I mean, we go shopping, we chase chicks, we catch a few, we get chased by the fuzz. If you want to see one of the funniest bitches in the world, you got to see The Fang with Two Heads with Raymond Lan and me, Rosie Greer.

The Fang with Two Heads rated PG, the Rental Guy who suggested, take it.

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