Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (trailer)

Dead things. Orville, is it true that you were dead for ten years before your buried talents came to the surface? That's right, Walter. I was in underground film. So what kind of film? Mostly dirty pictures.

I see, Orville. You know not all of the critics like your performance. In fact, some thought you stunk. Well, it was a rotten butt. Orville, you're a smashed-it-as-the-rotting corpse. Where would you like your career to go from here?

Well, I don't want to be just another pretty face, you know. Well, keep a stiff upper lip, Orville. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You could keep a stiff lower lip, too. I guess you're just a lucky step over!

There you have it! From all the awful kids, the children couldn't play with anything! Here we go, that's the fire!