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Alma Mater

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The transcript of “Alma Mater”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hail, we salute you. We proclaim as we serve our dreams into drugs of worship. Oh my God. Miss Gardner! Sue, what are you doing here? Please, you've got to listen to something terrible. It's going to happen.

I knew you were up to something. Oh, you've got an old song. Sue, I want you to get out! Our hearts be true for you. As Halloween, the doorstep, Ventums in the air. Owls on witches gateposts.

Giving stare for stare.

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