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Old Friend, Dracula, Frankenstein

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The transcript of “Old Friend, Dracula, Frankenstein”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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He made magnificent art A Christmas party to out-Christmas all Christmas parties And all for our good friend here Look at him, he looks like his old horrible self The king of monsters Just like old times, tell us old friend How do you feel now?

And the monsters and witches and weirwolves And zombies and fiends and ghouls Ha ha, frightened out of their wits and running for their lives. So what a friend of all stories cure? It's a miracle.

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