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My Bloody Valentine (trailer)

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On Valentine's Day, everybody loses their heart. Rose is red, violence is blue. One is dead, and so are you. Time now for another visit with a story lady. Today's story is when I call Horatio Alger, and it goes something like this.

Once upon a time, there was a very...

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