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Cool Ghouls Phantasmagorical Record

Song · The Night Shift shorts · 1971 · 2 min · 95 words

The transcript of “Cool Ghouls Phantasmagorical Record”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1971. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm a Graham Rucker. Hey...now what? I'm a little bit of time left. I've had some jokes. Very well. I don't know where to Indian Ghost's go. Hey go to the Happy Heart Team class!

You know why the Cross-eyed teacher couldn't teach? She had crossed the ice! No, I don't know why she couldn't teach. Because she couldn't control her pupils. Er... I'm great y'all! Suppose, because people are just dying to get in.

Er... The quickie for ya! How are you? I don't know. Take it us out! No, but it sounds gossed.

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