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Bell Book & Candle (trailer)

Commercial · The Night Shift shorts · 1958 · 2 min · 181 words

The transcript of “Bell Book & Candle (trailer)”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hasn't this cat got anything better to do? Couldn't you give him something to read? I'm more in love with you than I've ever been with anyone. The Revitch. You don't know me, but... I think I want to see you.

Good evening, Nicholas. Good evening, gentlemen. You startled me. Ring the bell, close the book, and winch the candle. I'm one. You're one what? One of the people that the book's about, and Nikki's one too.

You and I eat boy, and all they do, they eat. Yeah, these little trade secrets, come on right there, come on. I'm not so excited. I could never get near a deal like that. You are nearer.

Jack, I will. I'd like to hear that again. I want to. And I'll be different from now on I swear I promise. I don't want you in a derivive. Not at all. I want the I want to be I want to be quite diffeau.

I won't stand for it. You get better all the time. Silly. And have you ever seen this ghost? No.

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