Skeleton In The Cupboard

A very deserted mansion on an old forgotten road Where the better ghosts and goblins always hang out And one night they threw a party in a manner All our mode and they cordially invited all the gang out

Come on there gang And they thought we were witching our When fun was loud and hearty A notorious war flower Became the life of the party The spooks were having a midnight flame Mary making was impulse ring They shrieked themselves into a Jimbo tram When the skeleton in the cupboard started to dance

A goblin giggle would be in his sleeve A shot ring out from a big band she amazement was in every ghostly glance When the skeleton in the cupboard started to dance All the witches, worry stitches, worry steps made with the meat bumps And they nearly brought the broomsticks When try to make bumps, you never heard such an oily laughter

Or such hilarious groans When a skeleton intercombed rattling back