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Smooshees Toy (commercial, 1988)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1988 · 72 words

The transcript of “Smooshees Toy (commercial, 1988)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1988. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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You can smash him, you can crush him. You can use him, you can crush him. You can't stop. It's mushy. Hide a smooshy in your pocket. Stop another in a lock. You can't stop. It's mushy.

I'm smooshing right before their eyes. When you hide them, they'll surprise you. It's not bad. It's mushy. Everybody. Smushy! Smushy! Everybody! Smushy! Everybody! Smushy! Your smooshy's up! Smushy is so separately from Fisher Pike.

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