Cap'n Crunch & Ponce de Leon (commercial, 1967)

Well, prove, here we are, for a... And there's my old buddy, Pansé de Leon. Hi, Leon. Hi, Horatio. And why so sad? Still, didn't find the fountain in you, eh? No. And if I don't go back to staying with some great discovery, the queen is going to flee for royal week.

How about discovering a tasty sweet cereal that stays crunchy even in milk? When it made a corn. And oh, it's for noticiousness. Captain, it's good for you. I love it. Where do I find it?

Here is Captain Crunch's cereal, named after me. Mm. This is a great discovery. Captain Crunch, I claim D and all thy goodness in the name of Queenie Sabella of Spain. What does that mean, Captain?

I'm not sure, Dave. But I think I'm engaged. Captain Crunch, from your friends at Quaker Oves.