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Milk (commercial, 1980s)

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Give me the fries down, baby! Hey guys, shouldn't be giving me a hard time. I mean, I may not be so big now. But I'm drinking milk.

Cause in these years I'm growing faster than I ever will again. And I need milk calcium for bones. And protein for muscle. More now than I ever did as a kid. In fact, this is how I'm gonna look when I'm 19.

I don't forget a name or a face. I'll probably have forgiven you guys by then. But, you never can tell. Milk. It does the body good.

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