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Crest Toothpaste (commercial, 1967)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1967 · 77 words

The transcript of “Crest Toothpaste (commercial, 1967)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1967. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Eee! Don't you just love this new toothpaste with my dress? It's the new mint flavor crest. Or do you prefer the regular crest? I know both have cavity fighting fluoride, but certain new mint flavor, I don't know it just makes me feel so wild.

Of course the regular crest makes me feel wholesome. Look, they both fight cavities, so use one for your uppers and one for your lowers. Then wear the dress with sneakers.

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