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Cartoon Opening

Song · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1990 · 1 min · 174 words

The transcript of “Cartoon Opening”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1990. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Another time in space, a parallel universe is falling on its face Without a... chaos, who else can it be? A piano monofensurals from S-P-A-C-E! Fuckie! Cappellians and toads beware! You're looking for a venture with the sense of...

Which any dead I'm blankie, and willing to win a set fuckie! Dab-dab-dab-dab-dab-dab-dab! I'm not on a date on... Fuckie or Harriam, a poo-dour! In the battle of the anniversary, don't know what's next You only know amphibians are made in cold place!

When you check out your scatter and the evil-blooded boats There's only one course of action! Let's cook us some toast! Fucky! Captain Bucky, your hair! People who's went on ordinary rabbit would dare! If your rights and indignation has suffered a hit, and your food gone accelerators broke in a bit!

And you're losing your mind, and you're having a bit! Get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of! It's a fucking... Captain Bucky, your hair! Choose a fucking zap, fucking Bucky, your hair! Let's cook us some toast!

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