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Saturday Morning Cartoons

Song · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1987 · 1 min · 148 words

The transcript of “Saturday Morning Cartoons”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1987. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Vand marriage, love and marriage It's an institute you can't disparage Ask the local gentry And they will say it's elementary Try, try, try to separate them It's an illusion Try, try, try, and you will only come to this conclusion, love and marriage.

Mary with Children is brought to you by new chicken-little sandwiches at most Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurants, and by Neuprende discover the medicine in these yellow pills. I went to my dentist with the worst pain.

He told me about a different medicine. It's in these little yellow pills. Pills, Neupren, works so well on that pain, no wonder it's great on my awful headaches. Neupren, it's not aspirin, not Tylenol, it's ibuprofen, so effective, two Neupren stop headaches better than extra strength Tylenol.

A Neupren's gentler on my stomach than aspirin. Neupren, little, yellow, different, better. It even worked on my worst pain.

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