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ABC Saturday Morning Cartoons

Song · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1983 · 4 min · 325 words

The transcript of “ABC Saturday Morning Cartoons”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1983. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Just have to act three times and say the magic words backwards Hackers hackers Abriculance Must have mispronounced it focus jokers make us some smoke is Smackus frackus watch him a jackus. No, no, that's not it Uh, hocus, pocus, won't you come back as?

I think I'm in big trouble. Uh, uh, Packy, just calling to make sure everything's okay. Uh, oh, uh, that baby's not lost. He's fine, uh, I'm fine. We're all fine. Goodbye now. Gotta go. Huh, baby, he crawled away somewhere.

Chomp, chomp, sompous, you've got to help me. Whichever one of you finds Pac Baby first, It's a bathtub full of power pellets. Back, baby. Pretty please with power pellets on it.

I've looked everywhere. Oh, what am I going to do? Pack it, darling. Will you help me with the groceries? Oh, no. Pepper's back. If she finds out I lost Pac Baby, I'm in big trouble.

Don't bother me, Chunk Chunk. I got to find a baby. Pack, pack, pack, pack. Pack baby! Packy, is everything alright? Just fine, Pepper. Pack baby's sleeping like a puppy. Uh, I mean a baby. Uh, um, I remember.

Not a peep, I've you. Did I hear Pack baby cough? You didn't let him wander in the yard and catch cold, did you? Of course not, dear. That was me. I, uh, sneezed. Pack, pack, uh, packs, pack.

Here, let me get you a hanky. Uh, uh, uh, uh, musta had a nightmare. Who'd do with Pat Baby? I, uh, uh, I lost him.

You what? Well, I put him into this hat and... Oh, he was gone. Then I said the magic words backwards. Alka-zap! Puck his hocus! But... Pretty good trick, huh, Pepper? Ha-ha-ha! How'd you go in there for a minute?

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