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Bounty Select-A-Size (commercial, 1996)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1996 · 61 words

The transcript of “Bounty Select-A-Size (commercial, 1996)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1996. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Some jobs need a smaller paper towel. Other jobs need a bigger towel. You need selecticides, the bounty you customize. Special smaller sheets. Choose one, two, or three sheets. As little or as much as you need of the quilted ticker picker up, that's more durable, even on carpets.

The quilted, quilted picker out. The one decides the bounty you customize.

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