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Cartoon Network Promo

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1996 · 110 words

The transcript of “Cartoon Network Promo”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1996. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm happier than the dishes, but you're doing them wrong. Whoever heard of doing the dishes wrong? I need to order to eat glasses first, then silverware, then dishes, then these really greasy pots and pans.

Now, who made the sort of greasy stuff last? Not ultra-dawn, it's the best of dissolving tough grease. It breaks it up and takes it away. Okay, smarty-pants, you forgot this glass, and you're already done the greasy stuff, so how you gonna clean this?

Well, we're done! You can sort of bend the roots. See? Please! Ah, so there is no order. Ultra-dawn, the best of taking tough grease out of your way.

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