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Beast Wars (promo)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1998 · 1 min · 249 words

The transcript of “Beast Wars (promo)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1998. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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What's new on Beast Wars? What indeed? Next to me! A modulum dude! Sentin' to those hours! It's maximal against Predacons! And depth-charging against Optimal! You need you, Maximal. In a cyber battle! That could end the universe!

Sentinel Online! Catch the all-new 3D action of Beast Wars! This morning at 7.30 on the W-11! It's Wanna Play Bobbitt! It commands you obey! Bobbitt! Brittitt! Brittitt! Bobbitt! If you can't keep up, you lose!

Once you get your hands on Bobbitt, you're not gonna waste Bobbitt! Fast talking electronic Bobbitt! That already's done with it! Hey kids, kids, you can't catch me! Put your balls in your bucket! Mr. Bucket!

Put your balls in your bucket! Put the balls in your bucket! Put the balls in my top! Put the balls in my top! But I'll run around Bobbitt, while you pop them out of my mouth!

Mr. Bucket's a little brownie, battery's done with it! Keeps up, son! Ross de Cheerios so good this box never closes. 32 please. You're gonna want a lot more than that. Sorry, break time, hope no one's in a rush.

Every ole is frosted the whole way around for a sweet taste that's part of this good breakfast. Argh! Ross de Cheerios tastes so good this box never closes. Of course this is an emergency. I'm out of cereal.

Morning, morning. It's lost in face action figures from Ross de Cheerios. One free with two or more proofs plus one dollar postage.

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