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Reduced fat peanut spread (commercial, 1995)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1995 · 118 words

The transcript of “Reduced fat peanut spread (commercial, 1995)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1995. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Thank you. I finally found the reduced fat peanut spread. It actually tastes more like Amazing. Reduced fat chip with 25% less fat and more Fresh rose to peanut taste. I tried those other peanut spreads. Mmm. The taste doesn't come close to Jeff Jeff would do it right good, huh?

Hard to believe it's got less fat. When more fresh rose to peanut taste and less fat Cheesy moms choose reduced fat chip. Would I let my family eat off dishes that were just sort of clean?

Of course not. I want my dishes sanitary, especially for them. That's why I was dawn. Even greasy pans cannot sanitary with dawn. That's the kind of clean I want.

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