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Ivory Liquid (commercial, 1995)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1995 · 135 words

The transcript of “Ivory Liquid (commercial, 1995)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1995. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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What's ivory liquid doing at this Italian restaurant? This is in the Tully family Not known as light ears So you like the lasagna Okay, Nataly now desserts on me You'll clean the lasagna pan Okay, here's the pan and here's new ivory liquid All right, and just to prove a point let's cool down the hot water a little

Oh, you crazy, I've got a cleaning water line. New ivory's special additives give it so much more cleaning power, it even does a better job in cooler water. I didn't think it did with the cool water.

Yeah, in fact, no other liquid out cleans new ivory. That stuff is me, that's pretty tough. New ivory's dermatologist tested to be gentle on him. The change is good. So what's for this oven? I can't.

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