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Safeguard Soap (commercial, 1995)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1995 · 87 words

The transcript of “Safeguard Soap (commercial, 1995)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1995. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Sorry. The stupid Christmas special will be right back. This is Safeguard season. This is a season for germs. But Safeguard, any bacterial soap eliminates more than 99% of germs you come in contact with. Safeguard against germs.

If you want frosting that takes your taste buds to the tropics, you want Dunkin' Hines' new tropical fruit-flavored frosting frosting like mango tangerine and kiwi strawberry already whipped just like homemade dunkin' hides, hot stuff. How down with no champ Charlie Armstrong eats a Reese's peanut butter cup.

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