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Bath Product (commercial, 1995)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1995 · 93 words

The transcript of “Bath Product (commercial, 1995)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1995. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This is the skin I've always wanted. Forget bath bars. Don't even bother with body lotion. Now, all he uses this. It's this new two-in-one moisturizing body wash from Oil of Allet. You get a lotioning cleanser with a soft ole puff, a little dab on the puff, and suddenly, there's this wonderful moisturizing lather.

Much better than beauty bars. And the special ole moisturizers are actually absorbed by my skin. You oil away two-in-one moisturizing body wash, moisturized skin no bath bar can touch. Body lotion? I don't even think about it.

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