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Barnum Animal Crackers (commercial)
Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1991 · 51 words
The transcript of “Barnum Animal Crackers (commercial)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1991. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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So why would anyone pay more? Barnum said it best. Aren't Ritz and Ritz bits really the same? Well, that's a silly question. One's bigger one's little. So they're different? Ritz is still the same. So they're the same?
Don't you get it? Ritz or Ritz bits? Two sizes fits all.
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