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Fox Kids Bartcasting (promo, 1996)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1996 · 1 min · 233 words

The transcript of “Fox Kids Bartcasting (promo, 1996)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1996. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Fox Kids are taking over November. What are you doing over here? With one special Saturday of Fox Kids broadcasting. I'm in control. A Simbats Saturday is all that, and you get your opinions before the election.

Kids should vote. Hook takes over on the premiere of Fox's Leader plan and the Pirates. Spider-Man takes over six days a week. I'm at the top. The Shatterboard takes over Beadlewors, and we have tons of new Fox Kids episodes, including a one-hour Goosebumps special.

Plus, we air the shows you choose on the Fox Kids TV Take over this little number Fox Kids Take Over. Only one more week until my master plan to take over Fox Kids is up and running.

Next Saturday morning Fox is gonna do things the Bart Simpson way. See right now I'm redirecting the Fox satellite here at Springfield where I will be able to control all the TV's in America to make my very own Fox Kids broadcasting network.

Whoa, it's an awesome responsibility really. I guess I could use my newfound power to work towards world peace. Or I could show Simpsons clips including a special sneak peek at the season premiere. Well, I think you can guess what I'm gonna do.

So be sure you're here when I host Fox Kids' broadcasting next Saturday, all morning long on Fox Kids. This is good and eager.

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