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ABC Saturday Morning Block

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1986 · 1 min · 154 words

The transcript of “ABC Saturday Morning Block”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1986. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hi there, time for timer. You're rolling recorded. I'm talking to you from inside a fantastic factory. Your digestive system. You know what we build here? You! Not out of wood or metal, but out of food.

You see? You are what you eat from your head down to your feet. Things like meat and eggs and fish you need to build up muscle tissue. Uh-oh. Hello, appetite control. More protein. We need energy.

Playing tennis today, you know, whoops. All these mothers in your body need a lot of fuel to go on, like carbohydrates, fats, and proteins, vitamins, and so on. What's left over forms the building blocks you need, indeed, to grow on?

Yes, you are. What you swallow, so that next time you feel hollow, don't just fail your face with any old kind of treat. This goes for every kid or six-foot-ass-a-ling, Oh, you really are! It's walking away!

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