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Certs (commercial)
Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1 min · 222 words
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Cyrt's introduce is a sugarless mint, new sugar free cyrt's in the silver wrapper. Sugar, what up, Nick? No, silver, new surt silver. And now along with regular cyrt's, this new sugar free cyrt's. It's the only sugarless mint with a drop of reds and a full clean flavor for fresh breath.
Darling, I can give you stock spots gold. But I can give you silver. New sugar free cyrt silver, the gold standard of sugarless mints. Search resets the encounter. You never know when you're going to wind up face-to-face with someone with search. You're always ready Only search has a great taste plus a glistening drop of reds and a fresh clean flavor to get your breath fresh enough to go face-to-face
Search regular and sugar-free for breath that's face-to-face fresh The pile of their own So the next time you're out to say something about yourself, remember this Flashback is what we're doing We're breaded Never feel like you're on a date All by yourself Get certs Get closer When your husband says, I love you
Does he yell it from across the room? Get certs Get closer Only certs has flavor crystals and ritzen for great taste in fresh breath at last over an hour. So if your sweetheart serenades you from long distance, get certs!
Get closer.
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