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Toxic Crusaders (promo)

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Toxic Crusaders! Well, Toxic Crusaders have two new members! Jumpyard! A mutation with a taste for doggy bones, and headbanger! Half-man scientists, half-party animals! They've joined to keep Dr. Killamoff and Psycho! His cybernetic sidekick with a bionic brain, from polluting and conquering the Earth!

Also, because good guys get the babes. You don't have to be toxic to be popular, but it helps. Toxic Crusaders! They're proud! But they stew good grooves! Hideously deformed action figures from Playmates!

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