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Cartoon Network (promo, 1997)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1997 · 1 min · 178 words

The transcript of “Cartoon Network (promo, 1997)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1997. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Transcript

It's time to do the thing today The Cartoon Network thing to do We say what we say to you And you go do the thing we say The Cartoon Network thing to do Today's Cartoon Network thing Todo Today's Cartoon Network thing to do Is the loser girlfriend and a million gold gricles thing

All you have to do is this Know a king And then have that king offer upper award To anyone who can find his long lost daughter Then convince your best friend that he needs to dress up like the princess.

Only the king knows better so you get kicked out and then you don't get the griggles and then it turns out your girlfriend was the princess the whole time and she doesn't like you anymore.

Oh well! Well that's it for that cartoon thing today's Cartoon Network thing to do. So you go do that thing we said. Cause once you've done that little thing it's the Cartoon Network thing you did today's Cartoon Network thing you did.

I love ya.

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