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Cartoon Network Promo

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1997 · 2 min · 271 words

The transcript of “Cartoon Network Promo”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1997. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Rosie has a sotty thing and you can sing together Just take one hand and take the other And the rosy Pocket full of pursy A-sh-it's a-sh-it Rosie needed to hold both of her hands so she can sing Or you can join hands in a circle And she'll sing for everyone A-sh-it's a-sh-it A-sh-it's a-sh-it

A-sh-it's a-sh-it Rosie, the ring around the rosy doll Who really needs you Chelsea and Marissa! Fun killing and friend dolls each come with their own spray pool. Eat all separately Barbie doll not included.

Why is racist peanut butter puff so cool? I'll tell you why. It's like having a racist cup and having it turn into a bowl of cereal. What chocolatey puff and a peanut butter puff merge you on the highway of your mouth.

It's even part of this complete breakfast. You could have a thousand dollar allowance. A hairier jet. Even your own basketball shoe. And it's still not as cool as having Reese's on your spoon. The race has been a Butterpuff cereal. It's very cool.

Now get Reese's Cratchy Cookie Cup, free with coupon on Mark Boxes. Well, if it isn't Chip, letting kids have chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, I don't think so. Ooh, cookie crisp. Oh, this office is all for sale.

Hand over the cookie crisp. Officer? No cookies for breakfast while I won't do it. Oh, you need it? Whoa! You really can have cookies for breakfast, with Cookie Crisp cereal, A part of a balanced breakfast that tastes like a real chocolate chip cookie.

Dog on good cookies from breakfast. Go! Hey Chris!

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