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Cursed Woods

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1999 · 110 words

The transcript of “Cursed Woods”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1999. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Those woods are cursed. I never go near them. No, like I bet she never goes near and then is neither. Okay, the map shows the sightings of this way. I got a weird feeling about this.

Like these woods don't look like our regular woods. They look different. What are you talking about? Like I don't know. Things just look more realistic. Oh, hell, the real mistake. Come on, guys, it'll be fun.

Don't forget, it's my turn to pull off the mask. We are now leaving the van and going into the woods. Bye, man! Why do we have to always do these things when it's almost dark?

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