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Army Career (commercial, 1984)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1984 · 1 min · 162 words

The transcript of “Army Career (commercial, 1984)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1984. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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That's a big step, Tom. I'm still gonna go to college, Dad, but after the Army. I thought you wanted to be an electrical engineer. I'll be learning about electronics. Tonight, I can qualify for the Army College Fund.

If you qualify, the Army College Fund will help you accumulate as much as $20,100 for tuition. So you're gonna be a soldier? All that you can be an engineer. You can do it. Be a good one.

In the Army. What does it take to excel? It takes speed, reliability, economy. It takes Express Mail next day's service from the post office. We'll deliver your urgent packages overnight. And our £2 package is just £9.35, about half what most others charge.

So next time, use the service that delivers over 95,000 packages on time, every day. Express Mail service, we deliver excellence, or less. A second life for PBA airlines will have details at 11. We now return to the E-Walk Adventurer.

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