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Cartoon Network promo

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1999 · 1 min · 148 words

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I'm Rick Rickard and with me as always is Lorraine Lander from Acme Accounting and you're watching Johnny Greetings, greetings fellow Stargazers Did you know that years ago people believed that the planet Johnny Bravo was the center of our solar system?

It's true Take a look at our skies Here is our solar system, and this good-looking planet, zooming in every 40 years or so, is the planet Johnny Bravo. Now people actually used to think that Johnny Bravo was the center of the solar system.

When in reality, it just like hanging around Venus, the goddess of love. Of course, now we know better than to think that Johnny Bravo is the center of our solar system. Everyone knows that Mr. Sun has that honor.

So keep your eyes peeled for the blonde planet Johnny Bravo and keep looking up. And keep watching Cartoon Cartoon Friday.

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