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Cartoon Network promo

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1999 · 1 min · 193 words

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Greetings, greetings fellow Stargazers. If I said the sun is the closest star to Earth, you would say, of course it is silly. Well, it seems a new episode of Johnny Bravo is changing the galactic rules on us.

Okay, here's the sun at a distance of 93 million miles, but next to Mr. Sun is Johnny Bravo, who will keep it in closer and closer until it arrives Friday night. You don't want to miss this cosmic wonder, so just keep looking up tonight at 9.30 on Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.

If you're in the Northwest, I don't have to tell you it's raining. But in addition to that moisture, an atmospheric disturbance developing over Alaska has all the earmarks of a little artyro arctic blast. Now our only hope of stopping this pesky air mass is of course the Powerpuff Girls effect.

If the cold water from the North mixes with the warmer water from the South, then we could see at the very least a blossom, a bubble, and maybe even a buttercup warm front that could give us some relief.

Now back to the Powerpuff Girls on Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.

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