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Family Channel promo

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1993 · 2 min · 290 words

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I'm here right back! That crutch!

I'm getting closer and closer and it's happened. Is that... Well, it's not tuna noodle casserole. No! It's a crutch very part of my balance practice. Fine! I hate it when that happens. Crunchberry, the only berries with Captain's Crutch.

Big, stylish, and now one of the best values in America. Just for a limited time, buy the Super NES Super Set and get five complete Mario games standards. Mario! You'll find the Super Setters like no other system.

other system. In performance handling and mode step and control you'll get Super Mario World and for 350 and postage Super Mario All Stars free with four Mario games in one. So that's why you're Nintendo dealer today.

What's in there? This is a Barbie food in the Funhouse I know. This is the bedroom with the beautiful bed in the Barbie The barbie fold in Funhouse. I build. The bag turns into a silfash.

This is the living room that has to be rough seats next to the bedroom in the barbie fold in Funhouse. I build. This is a picnic table on the patio that has to be street left.

It really lights up. Wow. Inside the living room that's next to the bedroom in the barbie fold in Funhouse. I build. The barbie fold in Funhouse comes with a real working light. You put it together, Doll's Fashion's and Madderies, not included.

The Tonka's real power tool shop. Easy to use tools designed to drill. Stand, carve, and cut work, but not cut you. Real power tool shop. You put it together, batteries and safety glasses, not included.

And now back to our show on Fantasy Me. You know, I hope this...

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