Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1987)

And now these messages. Breakfast? Alright. Well go fuck it. Can nothing stop these puppies? Ah! Crunch power can! The lunch delicious sweet taste in! Yay! So it's tough to suck out. You got the boy and Captain Crunch is a crunchy part of a balanced breakfast.

They're here. Crunch cruisers. Fun. Flying saucers that glow. Oh my gosh. Crunch cruisers. They're... I'm this world. One landing in each specially marked box of Captain Crunch cereal. I'm walking in here, in fact it's a drag.

Sucking it in just like my bag. Smokey clothes I can do without Whatever you're into, smoking's out. Flicking all masses, looking like a fool. Everybody knows that smoking ain't cool, no, no, no. She look around, there's no doubt, whatever you're into, smoking out.

Not another task I've so much homework. Michael's driving me crazy, why hasn't he up into the dance? Whatever you're into, smoking out. Not another task I've so much homework. Michael's driving me crazy, why hasn't he up into the dance?