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Commercial

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · September 12, 1987 · 1 min · 233 words

The transcript of “Commercial”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts first broadcast September 12, 1987. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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What did I tell you, Mr. D's? Is that a show or is that a show? It definitely is a show. That's a good one. I just thought of something, Mr. D's. If that little lunch today goes well and someday leaves the marriage, I could be Sergeant D's. I could be Gidget and you could be my moon dog.

Yeah. Look at the D's. I'll just go get an ear, a lump in. Oh, oh, yes. Hello again, America. Tell you what, this has been a Saturday. I'm gonna remember for a long, long time.

Little Hershey's Kisses have big, big chocolate. Little Hershey's Kisses have big, big chocolate. Little Kisses have big chocolate. You're gonna love. They may look little until you take a taste. They'll build a big, big smile on Kisses have big, big chocolate.

Little Kisses have big chocolate. Ruthie, I think it's Tommy had a little chat, okay? I mean, I can overlook you wearing my good hat, and so you've got on my favorite necklace and the earrings that Daddy gave me.

But Ruthie, I'm drawing the line at Mummy's Kellogg's Corn Flakes. Ruthie, can you give them back to Mummy? Ruthie? Ruthie? Kellogg's Corn Flakes is part of this nutritious breakfast. Ruthie, if you give that Mummy's Corn Flakes, you can play with my new shoes.

Okay, next here on NBC. Hello, this is Al.

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