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March of the Wooden Soldiers

Short · Santa's North Pole Radio shorts · 1934 · 87 words

The transcript of “March of the Wooden Soldiers”, an episode of Santa's North Pole Radio shorts from 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Santa's North Pole Radio shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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If we ever turn out, Cindy, yeah. Wonderful, yes, but not what I ordered. What do you mean? I ordered 600 soldiers at one foot high. What? What on it? I thought you said 100 soldiers at six foot high.

Put it back in the box and get out of here. You're through. Here's another mess. You brought me to the right. You're standing in the right way. Couple of you, please. And when you put that thing back in the box, it's gonna be an honor.

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