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Sunkist Fun Fruits (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Santa's North Pole Radio shorts · 1987 · 1 min · 214 words

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We were on the trail of the fruit of Sores. Look at the size of these tracks. A legendary dinosaur that lived on San Kispunkus. We're getting close. We can smell it. We can do this.

You're a fun fruit dinosaur. We are free from San Kisp. Sprinkly. They're the biggest fun fruits you ever saw. You're a San Kispunkus dinosaur. These are the halls of medicine where you will find comfort for a sore throat.

A real whiter cough and a feeling of relief with stuff he knows. These are Hall's mental with discop tablets with vapor action. These are the Hall's of Medicine. Dr. Permer? Tonight on CBS, six musical legends performing with our contemporaries in a star-studded tribute to the fifth-fast gig music, the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award show.

Let's have a big congratulations for Bob Newhart. Congratulations. No Bob, someone else was supposed to say it. Why is that? just because. Oh, I see. So come on people, let's hear it. Well, all right.

Well, it's all right with Darryl. So spit it out. What do you think of Newhart? Wow, he's good. This is my first choice. You're the greatest. See, they all agree. You're the best. Stay no more.

And on Mondays, DBS is gotcha. It's quite cool.

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