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Grindhouse Trailers (1960s-1980s)

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Working for the devil's best pants. Movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theatre's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment. Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols.

And use them as a guide for you and your family. Gee means suggested for general audiences. All ages. M. Suggested for mature audiences. Parental discretion advised. R. Restricted. Persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian.

X, persons under 16, will not be admitted. This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation. Adam Gaines has a 911T Porsche.

Good looks. A guaranteed future. And as many girls as he can handle. One year through with the hip and slip of it all, When the good life becomes too good, when the hard things come easy, then it's time to say so long, shift gears and head for reality.

The world changed for Adam at 6 a.m. Adam Gaines, it's Gladys' boy from California. Hello there Adam. I just said to Jerry, this is my daughter, Jerry Joe. Jerry Joe. Hi, Adam. Hello. I said now there's someone your own age for you to talk with on this dreadful afternoon.

You're not from Kansas City, I take it. California, huh? Mm. Armistice, my field. Semantics and ditch diggers. But just what is that now? The semantics? Study of meanings. Meanings of what? Meanings of words. Well, why doesn't a young man like yourself present company accepted, of course?

The person he get up off his behind and make a buck. Arby Gavin. Adam Gaines. Yeah, see, you ain't used to hard work. Oh, you got yourself on hell of a good job now. Got a job for the summer.

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