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Pepsi (commercial)

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It's refreshment time folks. Taste that beats the others call, and seek fors it on. Taste that beats the others call, and seek fors it on. It's refreshment time! Cheam Rex! Would you believe a movie audience guide

presented as a public service by this theatre's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment? Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols and use them as a guide for you and your family.

G means suggested for general audiences, all ages. M, suggested for mature audiences, parental discretion advised. R, restricted, persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian. X, persons under 16 will not be admitted.

This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation. Century Fox presents Phantom of the Paradise, a Gothic horror story. What was that?

A beautiful love story A cinematic odyssey through the rock universe From Greece to glitter And beyond Fory of a sound the man who created it The girl who sang it The monster who stole it And the phantom who haunts the paradise The Ultimate Rock Palace of the Paradise.

My music is for Phoenix, or I say can sing it, anyone else that tries to die. Phoenix! Man, you better get yourself a castrado for this. Paul Williams has swan. I want you to stop terrorizing the paradise and rewrite your content.

And the Phantom. After I'm trying to get all of you might satisfy me only Phantom of the paradise There really is the Phantom Phantom Phantom In a lifetime there comes a motion picture which changes the whole history of motion pictures A picture so stunning in its effect so vast in its impact that it profoundly affects the lives of all who see it

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