Married... with Children (TV theme, 1987)

It's kind of scary and you really feel alone. It's a fact. Pot hurts. Use math every day, every day. Fortranced weather. To tell time. We also use math to analyze crime. Reveal patterns.

Predict behavior. Behavior. Using numbers, we can solve the biggest mysteries we know. And the marriage, they go together like a horse and carrots This I'll tell you, brother, you can't have one without the other Love and marriage, love and marriage It's an institute you can't disparage

Ask the local gently, and they will say it's a la Mentally try, try to separate them It's an illusion Try, try, try, and you will only come To this conclusion Love and marriage Love and marriage Go together like a horse and carrots Dad was told by mother you can't have one you can't have none you can't have one

without the other