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Gas-S-S-S (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 236 words

The transcript of “Gas-S-S-S (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1970. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well, we've just seen the world premiere of the American International Film Production Gas, or it became necessary to destroy the world in order to save it. Now, let's get some audience reaction. Here's a man. Sir, how would you like the picture?

Like it, I hated it. Well, let's get some gas. Wait a minute, you creep. I want to tell you that picture gas is an insult to my generation. What kind of a subversive plot is that? They gassed everybody over 25 years old.

Search just a movie. Just a movie, a bunch of long-haired little creeps take over the whole blasted world. You want to come and see gas? Well, to try to understand the little creeps, that's why I'm tolerant, not prejudiced.

My daughter asked me to see it. Boy am I gonna give her a talk into it. I'm gonna tell my service club right a letter to the Times by God. Sir, I'll say that. What about the cast?

Well they're just a bunch of long-haired kid actors. What's the music country doin' the fish? You call that music? Whatever happened to the waltz and the fox truck? Sir, I can see the gas with this theme of gassing.

Everybody in your generation so the kids can take over. Didn't appeal to you. But how do you think the kids will like it? Oh they'll love it! The long-haired-

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