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Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1955 · 2 min · 127 words

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where it the money will find you. You'll howl as you follow Bud and Lou in a strange land where exotic dancers perform ancient rituals. You'll scream at this mystic world of mad magic and a glorious adventure.

Does this mean anything to you? It means death to whoever holds it. Starring Bud Abbott and Lou Costello with Sultry Marie Windsor giving you your first look inside Costello. I don't want to lie. Let's stop pulling a caramel.

And Peggy King, George Gobo's TV girlfriend. You blew. Imagine Lou trying to be charming to a snake. And Bud at the end of his room. Stop blowing. Your nerves will tangle as they tangle with terror, mibble with murder.

And try to elude a curse 4,000 years old.

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