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Dating

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 7 min · 1,285 words

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So, Cior! I can do this, you know. You don't have to stay out here and help me. Better I should be here than out there trying to think of something to say. Something to say?

I was talking to Jack the Lawman. I didn't have any trouble finding anything to say. What did you talk about? Oh, I didn't know. Mostly baseball, I guess. I guess. That's the only thing he talks about.

Hey, hurry up, will you? What are you doing anyway? How come you left Jack in there by himself? What do you mean by himself? Bob and Connie are out there. So are Mitch and Jerry, and so are you, so just now.

Don't be stupid. If I didn't come here tonight so you could see me, or the others for that matter, you're the one who got me to talk him into coming here tonight. What's the matter with you anyway?

Nothing's the matter with me. How is I supposed to know the guy was a deadhead? Cool it, will you? Do you want to hear you? Uh, Frank, will you help me help spring him in?

Sure. I'll help you carry him in. Well, I'm going to talk to Jackie Chanifen in the phone baseball. Thank you. Looking for anything in the 50th yard? I don't even know. I don't even know.

There's music. Some people think a lot of that stuff shouldn't even be called music. But I like it. I'm going to get rid of this and I'll be back in a minute. Hey Jack, how would it go through?

Thank you. Oh, what's the question? What are you going to put on now? Come on. Put on something that moves. Repeat, stake. Everybody's falling asleep. You want a bet? You too. You're all the good you do, anybody you might as well be a sweet.

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