There's Nothing Out There (trailer)

Let me get a straight. It's a house in the woods with four bedrooms, a pine, and nobody else for miles around. Name a horror film. Any horror film. This place is great. Where's the bedrooms?

I don't know why I take a nice stroll down that dirt path into the woods like tonight. All by myself. Ooh, I take a step down to the bottom. Then afterwards I can go skinny dipping in the pond.

I'm serious, there's probably nothing. There is something out there. Don't forget, I rented out every single horror film on videotape. He's driving me crazy. There's no need to worry. What are we talking about here?

Those seem to... pop out of your stomach when you least expect it? Yes, I think you've seen some of these too. There's no need to fear. There's nothing out there. That's what the rest of the chicken was.

You know, I wouldn't have fear. I think there's nothing out there. Oh, I heard something. Of course not. I didn't seem weird. Where's Jim? Jim's in the other room melting, right? Oh! You don't know anything about that creature, except it.

Like everyone else hates a mouthful shaving cream. AHHHHH! This can be soooo... Oh my god! No, you're quick! Nice bikini. This stuff only happens in movies. So you're saying we're in a movie. This thing hasn't missed a trick.

Controls mind, eats people, reproduces. The things can have itself an origin. AHHHHH! It's a fight to run death with a slimy mutation. Cool. And that's how I spend patience. You see the creature, give him a vest.

No! is nothing out there. First was a fun vacation, it's too bad we have to go on now. From 20-year-old filmmaker, Ralph Knitsky. I'm Doris Day.