Help! (radio spot)

Attention headlights. You need help. Mother, are you depressed because your fabric softener has been hardening on you lately? Dad, are you despondent because your stock slipped 14 points in one day? If so, stop worrying.

Help is on the way. Help is the new Beatles movie. We're telling you about it now because it took you so long to get down to see a hard day's night, the Beatles' first movie.

Once you were there, you laughed just as hard as any of the critics, including your own sons and daughters. So here's our helpful hint for troubled grown-ups. See help. It's in color. It's a united artist's release.

It's got spine-tickling adventures, side-tingling laughter, and a Beatles' eye view of this much too serious world. So be the first adult in your group to seek help from the Beatles.