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Simon Pure Beer (commercial)

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Simon Jure Beer presents Buster Keaton. You order a beer, ask the man to draw Simon Pure. The happier, happier beer.

So let us see you in the southern employment day of tomorrow. And when you do, tell him about you, sent you. Next week, Roger Watts, in You Bet Your Life, will be brought to you by the makers of From Home Permanence.

This is my family album. And this is my brother Hoppe. He's always the case of the girls. But to no more, now he's a teller of the girls about creamy prom. Because prom home-fimmed is a waiting cream.

Leaves you hair-sought like a silk. Who could the way the way, but she's a bounce back every time. Hey lady, would he like your way, behavior like this? You get a creamy prom. Right Hoppe?

Step right up, shoot a duck, and win a jar of natural orange flavor tang. It's the new improved tang that tastes better than ever. Boy, I like instant tang, but I hate the idea of shooting a relative.

Guess you want little duck duck and get this big jar of tang. Ting, good pie, Auntie. You miss, but you can't miss with tang. And if you really want tang and it's best, make up a pitch of hull and cool it off and do we fidget over night great for breakfast or any face the old time

hmm just got to into some of that tang okay and duck whole still why are you miserable tang start now wait I was just kidding but it's a living thing and it's tingling yes dear let me say all right yeah don't say cigarettes they fell up more oh is Is there any other kind?

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