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Would you believe a movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theater's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment? Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols.

And use them as a guide for you and your family. G means suggested for general audiences, all ages. M. Suggested for mature audiences, parental discretion advised. R. Restricted. Persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian.

X, persons under 16, will not be admitted. This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation. Now, somewhere on this planet, it's the story of a UFO that has landed and visitors from a galaxy like years away.

The venture unwike anything on this planet. A weapon that might belong to us in the future, but is here now. Now, it's our blast. It's the story of the boy who found it, and the girl who tried to help him.

About the lamp on your chest. And the world that tried to take it away. They didn't know I knew it. I want the town sealed off. No news leaks, no news period. Lays our blast.

In 87, at Cape Kennedy, NASA launched the last of America's deep space probes. Aboard this compact starship, a lone astronaut, Captain William Buck Rogers, was to experience cosmic forces beyond all comprehension.

His trajectory was disrupted by an explosion. In the wink of an eye, his life support systems were frozen by temperatures beyond imagination. Ranger 3 was blown out of its planned trajectory. Buck was frozen by elements so instantaneous and perfect that he was fully preserved in living when found by the forces of the draconian army and taken aboard the King's flagship

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