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Celebrity Commercial (commercial)

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I can whip anything on two legs, but even me, the greatest needs to help beat things with six legs. I mean roaches. I'm gonna show you how you can whip roaches with decon power, decon foregone.

It's not like regular sprains. Foregone is an automatic room for it wipes out roaches in the whole room. I don't want you living with roaches. Wipe them out with decon power. decon more power to you.

Yeah, I like tigers. Men who use top brass hairdressers. Top brass fight stands as because of medicated. See, it says right here. Top brass has medicated ingredients to fight dangerous. And top brass is non-greasy.

So remember that, tiger. Get the medicated hairdressers. Top brass and... Had an appointment at 4th and Maine when wouldn't you know? Oh, it started to rain. Made the awning at a bakery shop, took one look, said rain, don't stop.

Even all wet, this girl looked great. I said a cigarette while we wait. Vice Roy? That's right. I said, Vice Roy tastes the way you'd like a filter cigarette taste. Not too strong, not too light.

Vice Roy's got the taste that's right. That's right. The sun came out, the sky turned blue. Maybe Viceroy can do the same for you. That's right! Now you know and you can take all bets.

If you smoke all seven filter cigarettes, you'll find some too strong, some too light. But Viceroy's got the deep weave built, and the taste that's right. Not too strong, not too light. Viceroy's got the taste that's right.

Here's my friend, Klopp Kent, the star of Superman. My friends inside are having a very interesting talk interesting because it's about my favorite subject Kellogg sugar frosted flakes What's the extra bowl for? It's the Superman who can stop things with that Are you kids?

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